Street Talks...
Me and lovely S ar the After Office at the European Club.
A guy is trying to hit on her, she looks desperate
Me (to guy): Excuse me, you're hitting on my girlfriend.
Poor bastard bought it.
Me and S coming back home after aforementioned after office.
S: I have as much street as Venezia. None.
Gotta love it. Yes, I know Venice has actual streets, but I found it good nonetheless.
posted by Lena @ 9:41 a. m.
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